Omegle Beaver--Take 2 (This guy isn't as smart...)

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You: You see a giant beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?

Stranger: Shit myself

Stranger: Then

Stranger: Probably

Stranger: Run like hell

You: The beaver chases after you

Stranger: That bastard

Stranger: Keep running

You: The beaver is gaining

Stranger: Maybe change into them spare shoes if I get ahead enough

Stranger: Oh no

Stranger: A giant beaver?

Stranger: How big we talkin here?

You: The beaver is giant

Stranger: giant isnt really

Stranger: quantifiable

Stranger: okay

Stranger: i'd come up with some cunning plan

You: Realitive to a compact car

Stranger: that involves distracting it with popping the balloon

Stranger: withthe nail clipper

Stranger: s

You: The beaver retracts for a moment then carries onward

You: There is a small clearing up ahead

Stranger: Run that way..

You: There is a cottage in the clearing

Stranger: Run over that way

You: The cottage door creaks open, there is a pile of dust covered items and a piece of what looks like paper

Stranger: Throw a shoe at the beaver and run in and shut the door before it gets in

Stranger: Examine the dust covered items what are thye

You: The duct tape and nail clippers are still with you

You: There is a rope, a lighter and parachute under the dust and the paper is hard to read in the darkness of the cottage

Stranger: then

You: The beaver starts gnawing at the door

You: The door is starting to give away

Stranger: Loo k around

Stranger: for somewhere I can hide

You: You see a boarded up window and a crowbar next to it

Stranger: and take the lighter with me and the rope

You: You can take all the items

Stranger: can i

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: Can i carry them all

You: Yes

Stranger: do i have a backpack

You: Yes

Stranger: Oh good

Stranger: Next

Stranger: take the crowbar then

Stranger: Hide somewhere in cottage

Stranger: there's gotta be some hiding place

You: There is nothing but a boarded up window

You: The door gives away and the beaver stand in the doorway

You: It starts toward you, about to strike

Stranger: Nooooooo

Stranger: Smash the window

Stranger: Jump out

Stranger: Run like hell some more

You: Unboard it with the crowbar? (Yn)

Stranger: Y

You: The window had glass, you are now cut and covered with blood

You: The beaver is now searching the cottage frantically

You: There is a river to the east, its deep but narrow

You: The beaver smells your blood and starts back on your trail

Stranger: Oh no

Stranger: I'm a goner

Stranger: Say my prayers and lie down

Stranger: close eyes

Stranger: shit self once again

You: The beaver approaches the clearing where you lay

Stranger: play dead!!!

You: He sniffs around and sees nothing of interest and decides to retrace his steps, he's gone for the moment but he'll be back soon

You: There is a river to the west, which drops off at a waterfall to the south

Stranger: head... west

You: The river is next to you, you see an old worn bridge ahead and even further the cliff where the waterfall drops off

You: You have the parachute, duct tape, nailclippers, lighter and rope

Stranger: So jump off it with the parachute

You: The river is not in front of you, run to the cliff and jump off? (Y/N)

Stranger: see what is below first

You: Below you is a small body of water and trees from the forest

You: The beaver is heard from behind you

Stranger: parachute into trees

You: As you jump off you hear the cry of the beaver from above, you start to soar over the tree tops after pulling the chute, then it fails and you crash into a giant tree and slide down to ground level, you're bruised and bleeding but still alive

You: The beaver starts to go the long way around the cliff, down the hills

You: Around you there is dense forest and a small break in the cliff can be spotted under the waterfall

Stranger: Crap

Stranger: Item inventory please

You: Lighter, duct tape, nail clippers, rope and mysterious paper (from cottage)

Stranger: read paper

You: The paper turns out to be a map of the island, a black X is marked just North of your current location

You: Around you there is dense forest and a small break in the cliff can be spotted under the waterfall which appears only as a black shape behind the water, the beaver is getting closer, you can hear him snorting, hunting for you

Stranger: handy

You: The beaver is getting closer, you see him struggling through the trees, headed straight for you

Stranger: Head the

Stranger: re

You: Could you restate?

You: The beaver turns and faces you, one on one

You: He starts to close in, grunting loudly and showing his teeth, ready for a meal

Stranger: I meant

Stranger: head there

You: Toward the black shape or the X?

Stranger: x

You: Upon heading toward the black X you realize the cliff is in your way, between you and the x

You: The waterfall is to the left and the beaver is cornering you

Stranger: what items

You: Lighter, duct tape, nail clippers, rope and mysterious paper (from cottage)

You: Around you there is dense forest and a small break in the cliff can be spotted under the waterfall which appears only as a black shape behind the water, the beaver is getting closer, you can hear him snorting, hunting for you

Stranger: go there

You: Luckily, it stumbles on a fallen tree

You: Where?

Stranger: the small break

Stranger: in the cliff

You: Behind the waterfall is a cave, it is probably on the map but you can't see

Stranger: there?

You: You are in a cave, it is dark

You: You have Lighter, duct tape, nail clippers, rope and map
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Note: I was trying pretty hard to hint, this guy/girl wasn't very good