Omegle Beaver--Take 1

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You: You see a beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?

Stranger: inflate baloonPublish Post

You: The balloon is now inflate

You: *inflated

You: The beaver approaches fast

You: But it appears to have a broken foot

You: so it is slowed somewhat

Stranger: well then

Stranger: /pop baloon with nailclippers and hope it scares the shit out of it

You: The beaver retreats momentarily then continues chasing you

You: Only the duct tape, nail-clippers and shoes are with you

Stranger: /run like hell

You: The beaver chases you and is faster

You: You see a cottage to the east

Stranger: /approach and knock

You: The door creaks open, you see a pile of dust covered items and a piece of paper

You: The door closes behind you

You: You hear the beaver start gnawing at the door

Stranger: /duct tape the door shut

You: The duct tape over the door works but it appears it will only hold for a little bit longer

Stranger: /inspect items

You: You discover a lighter, rope and some cheese cake

You: The paper remains on the floor

You: You have the nail clippers and spare shoes with you

Stranger: /take everything

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so

You: You have everything, including the paper

Stranger: I leave the cake on the table

Stranger: and quietly sneak out the window

You: You exit quitely and the beaver is distracted by the cake

You: However, the beaver has a keen sense of smell and soon finds your trail

You: You approach a river

Stranger: no, wait

You: You have nail clippers, shoes, lighter and rope

Stranger: while it's distracted I use the rope to bar the exits

You: and crowbar

Stranger: and then light up the house

You: Sorry, no time machines

You: You approach the river

Stranger: well I meant that all along

You: Ok, the beaver is engulfed in flames, but continues to chase after you

You: The river to the north is narrow but deep

Stranger: go south

You: Examine paper? (Y/N)

You: To the south there is a cliff

Stranger: the beaver will go north to extinguish itself and I'll get away

You: The beaver goes into the water, and swims down stream, to where you are nnow

You: *now

You: Beavers are avid swimmers

Stranger: damn

Stranger: you didn't say about the river

You: My apologies

You: If you had examined the paper you'd have a map

Stranger: I climb the cliff to a point where it can't reach me

Stranger: then examine the map

You: The map reveals the layout of the island, you see an X marked to the west of you, south of the cabin

You: The beaver claws at the cliff side and slowly starts toward the cave where you sit

Stranger: /throw a shoe at it

You: Roll to determine outcome? (Y/N)

Stranger: ok

You: Best outcome (10) - Worst outcome (1)

You: You roll a 9

Stranger: woo

You: The shoe hits the beaver which falls off the cliff, its injured

You: It starts to get up slowly, very slowly

Stranger: check the map to see if the cave leads anywhere

You: The cave leads to the other side of the mountain, however your map is hard to read in the dark

Stranger: use lighter

You: You illuminate the cave and the map

You: You see a bright light in the distance

Stranger: head west, down the cave

You: The roar of the beaver echoes through the cave

You: You emerge from the other side of the cave, the X lies down a hill

Stranger: head towards it

You: A shovel trips you as you approach the X

Stranger: perfect

You: Once again, you hear the cry of the beast

Stranger: /taek shovel and start digging

You: The X is within sight

You: You hit something solid

Stranger: burry it out and expect it

Stranger: inspect*

You: It is a trigger

You: Press trigger? (Y/N)

Stranger: trigger attached to?

You: The trigger is attached to nothing

Stranger: woah

Stranger: trippy

You: No indication of its purpose is provided

Stranger: /point at beaver and pull trigger

You: You hear a helicopter in the background, it grows louder, as does the beaver

You: The helicopter drops a care package and flies away

Stranger: /open package

You: Package contains flash bang grenades, iced tea and a pistol with one bullet

Stranger: /sip tea until the beaver is in sight

You: The beaver approaches from the east

You: The iced tea is half-full

You: Or half-empy

You: The beaver is in sight

Stranger: /throw grenade at beaver

You: Behind some trees

Stranger: then, as it's vision is limited, shoot it

You: A flash illuminates the scene and blinds you, the beaver's eyes are sheilded by the tree leaves

Stranger: impaired*

You: You fire the gun

Stranger: no I don't

You: Nevermind

You: The gun remains with you

Stranger: I run west

You: You start to regain your vision

You: The beaver runs through the trees, chasing after you

Stranger: /get our of the wood

You: There is a clearing up ahead

Stranger: oh wait

Stranger: do I still have my lighter?

You: Yes

Stranger: then set fire to the trees, then use the smoke to get away

You: The smoke irritates its eyes, and slows it for a moment

You: The beaver uses its tail to blow away the smoke

Stranger: am I out of the forest yet?

You: You see an abandoned car in the clearing

You: You are at the edge of the trees

Stranger: /approach car and look inside

You: The truck contains a battery, a copy of Hot Tub Time Machine, two candy apples and a deer head

You: The beaver is emerging from the forest

Stranger: what about keys?

You: There are keys, but it appears it hasn't run in quite some time

Stranger: /hide behind the car

You: The beaver enters the middle of the field and looks around in confusion

You: You notice a shiny object in the bed of the truck

You: The object is under a blanket

Stranger: throw a flash grenade at the beaver, close my eyes and then shoot it while it's blinded

You: Roll to determine outcome? (Y/N)

Stranger: sure

You: Best outcome (10) - Worst outcome (1)

You: You roll a five

You: You shot the beaver in its leg

You: it now moves very slow

Stranger: problem solved

You: Examine shiny object? (Y/N)

Stranger: yep

You: You find a minigun, fully loaded

Stranger: neat

Stranger: /take minigun

You: The beaver rolls toward you

You: Finish Him!

Stranger: /shoot it with the minigun

You: The beaver dies. The shots from the minigun are heard by a search party and a team soon finds you, you are evacuated by helicopter. Although the beavers body cannot be found, you will live the rest of your life haunted by his memory. The sun sets as the helicopter flies over the Atlantic, taking you to safety.

Stranger: awesome

You: My favorite part was where you drink the iced tea

Stranger: leave no item unused

You: Then pop in that copy of Hot Tub Time Machine and lets get this party started

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yep

You: Sooo....without giant beavers...everything else seems kinda boring...

You: You return to the island, the beaver chases you and pins you to a rock, as he begins you tear your flesh your alarm goes off

Stranger: kind of a cop-out ending

You: how? the minigun?

Stranger: no, the "it was all a dream" trick

You: oh, no not the whole thing, just that line

You: If the whole thing was a dream that would be LAME

Stranger: my favourite part was how I'm running from a freaking beaver the whole time

You: Haha it was a giant beaver

Stranger: was it? lol

You: Maybe I didn't mention it but yea, it was giant

You: It took me a pretty long time to find someone who would go along with it, everyone else just disconnected

Stranger: yeah, everyone here seems to be only interested in your asl for some reason

You: Yea, they're pretty lame and should get mauled by a giant beaver

Stranger: absolutely

You: Ok well I'm about to go to bed, all this beaver running has gotten me tired. I would like to say I'll talk to you again, but statistics says I probably won't.

Stranger: not unless you have MSN or something

Stranger: but yeah, I was just about to do the same

You: I do not...

Stranger: damn

Stranger: me neither, sadly

You: AOL? Or is that too '90's?

Stranger: was planning on making an ID soon

Stranger: sorry, no

You: Ha ha

You: Wait a sec

You: MSN=Windows Live Messenger??

You: I have Windows Live Messenger

Stranger: cool
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